• Student, University of Miami

  • National Field Coordinator, Future Democrats of America

 

tomhzl:

Pretty. Funny. Whore. 

Sad. Broken. Funny. /life
Other words I saw: Pretty. Ape. -________________-

tomhzl:

Pretty. Funny. Whore. 

Sad. Broken. Funny. /life

Other words I saw: Pretty. Ape. -________________-

(Source: swaymelikethesea)

Gov. O’Malley is my one and only lover.

TMI Tuesday

For the first time in forever. Make them durrrrty.

jakke:

selchieproductions:

textualharassment:

ieithoedd:

yournicheintheworld:

Op. Sorry y’all’s, I lied. I’m actually a heterosexual. 

I’m a lesbian!
I’m just more dykey every day! Today, I’m even wearing flannel!!

I’m a lesbian too!
High five!

Well, according to this, I am a straight woman. Ah, pseudoscience. 

Today I discovered that I am a lesbian.
This seems entirely legitimate.

I, too, am a woman, jakke! Except I’m heterosexual.
Update: This explains a lot, actually.

jakke:

selchieproductions:

textualharassment:

ieithoedd:

yournicheintheworld:

Op. Sorry y’all’s, I lied. I’m actually a heterosexual. 

I’m a lesbian!

I’m just more dykey every day! Today, I’m even wearing flannel!!

I’m a lesbian too!

High five!

Well, according to this, I am a straight woman. Ah, pseudoscience. 

Today I discovered that I am a lesbian.

This seems entirely legitimate.

I, too, am a woman, jakke! Except I’m heterosexual.

Update: This explains a lot, actually.

(Source: oldyellowbr1ckss)

jakke asked
If you could resurrect one or the other - the tiger, or the philosopher?

The tiger. Without question.