January 2012
SOTU makin me drunkles
TMI Tuesday →
For the first time in forever. Make them durrrrty.
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jakke asked: If you could resurrect one or the other - the tiger, or the philosopher?
The Barack Obama 2011 State of the Union Drinking...
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NEEDED TO PLAY:
4 taxpayers of any sex: 1 rich white banker- type wearing dark suit with loosened tie. 2 ordinary folks wearing jeans; 1 in a blue or flannel work shirt, the other in a white shirt, sleeves rolled up. 1 poor bedraggled person wearing clothes that look like they were retrieved from the bottom of a rodeo dumpster behind the animal performer stalls.
1 living room with a...
The Not-So-Retiring Barney Frank (You Gotta Love...
Andrew Goldman: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
AG: Why not?
BF: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
AG: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
BF: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
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December 2011
Twitter | Rico "Face" Rivera →
Yes, I’m one of “those people” now.
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Funny story...
Dad bought me a Blackberry PlayBook for Christmas. Lolzzzzzz.
NYE 2011: Washington, DC!
Just happened, and I can’t wait until next week!
TMI TUESDAY Questions not usually asked: →
imperialwalker:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have...
let us compare
jasencomstock:
Nancy Pelosi House of Representatives: 4,000 page bill redesigning health care debated for like 9 months before voting and written by four committees.
John Boehner House of Representatives: 2,600 page Omnibus debated for like 4 hours before voting and written by the Speakers office.
after a CR also written by the Speaker’s office with about a day of debate.
fun fun.
This.
Forgive me if I'm ceding ground on my liberal...
I literally screamed at the tv during GOP debate 69 of this Presidential nomination contest. I don’t even remember who set me off, but they were talking about Keystone XL and how President Obama was putting his re-election ahead of what was best for the country and that they, as POTUS, would approve the project immediately. My question: if you want to approve the pipeline for economic...
Santorum is condemning Iran for being a "radical...
theowlintheolivetree:
sageoflogic:
iamateenagefeminist:
Is on the record as being against LGBT rights and abortion because of the bible.
This.
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I may have a mild obsession with Gov. O'Malley...
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30 Day Letter Challenge: Letter to an Inanimate...
Dear Dust Pan:
I don’t really know how much I have to say to you that I feel comfortable posting to the internet. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; you. are. USELESS! I’m sure there was a time where humanity was appreciative of your questionable ability to gather debris from our dirty floors. I’ll even concede that you’re good at picking up most...
30 Day Letter Challenge That DOESN'T suck!
30daychallengearchive:
day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate. day 2. A letter to a dinosaur. day 3. A letter to a movie character day 4. A letter to someone you want to kick in the face expressing why you want to kick them in the face day 5. A letter to a celebrity you want to kick in the face day 6. A HEARTFELT letter to some food day 7. A letter to a historical event day 8. A letter...
Quick! I need your advice!
Just left the drive through teller at my local PNC branch. Cute gay and I were flirting. Do I go back tomorrow and get contact information/ask him out or would that be creepy?! I’m dying here!
“Since 2008, it’s become clear to us in this room that democracy is an inadequate...”
– Ben Bernanke, Chair of the Federal Reserve, in his remarks as keynote speaker at the 2011 Goldman Sachs Winter Holiday Party. Well then. (via jakke)
Edit: jakke has proved that we’re all idiotic sheep. This never happened. Point proven, and you win the internet, man!
True Life: #middleclasscollegestudentproblems...
So I decided to watch old news clips on YouTube. Stumbled upon some featuring Gov. Jesse Ventura. Holy fuckballs, I hate conspiracies. Now I feel like I’m being watched and am scared to turn out the lights and don’t want to turn around and fuck I have work at 10am but I’m scare to sleep!!!!
"We Cannot Hide Important News"
indyam:
jasencomstock:
newsweek:
Did you see the image that ran on the front-page of the Los Angeles Times (and other newspapers) depicting the immediate aftermath of a suicide bombing in Afghanistan? It’s terrible. Readers are understandably upset, and many are criticizing the Times for subjecting them to such visual terror. You know where we stand on this, so we’ll spare you our take, but...
m1chaelll-deactivated20111228 asked: There better be a good reason for that!
Newt Gingrich's gay sister backs Obama for 2012 |... →
jesseboy:
A thing of beauty.
