February 2012
reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in...
jasencomstock: scottfriday: i just want an extremely sexual massage. NO BALLS TUMBLR. YOU HAVE NO BALLS! Make me feel dirty.
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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iamsleepyhead asked: I'm studying (& currently writing the bones of an essay on) Hobbes. Let us not resurrect him. Please... he'd ruin all the parties.
Feb 7th
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Praise the internet.
Feb 7th
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Dear Internet
I just lost.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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“That denial reaches right up to the pinnacle of the local political food chain:...”
– Rolling Stone | “One Town’s War on Gay Teens”
Feb 3rd
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One Town's War on Gay Teens →
blainescarnivorousasshole: lettersfromtitan: This is very triggering about bullying and suicide. Proceed with caution. This is horrifying, and that’s exactly why you need to read it. And now I’m a wreck. I hope that America wakes up and sees the lives it’s ruining with bigoted rhetoric and hate.
Feb 3rd
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Sen. Roy Dyson (D-MD, Calvert/Charles/St. Mary's,...
Feb 2nd
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Just called Del. John Bohanan (D-MD, St. Mary's...
To all Marylanders, please call your representatives and ask them to vote for H.B.438/S.B.241 in the 2012 legislative session. Find your state-level legislators here.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Santana Lopez is my queen, goddess, empress, and...
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
Jan 31st
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It's TRIVIA NIGHT!
Best night of the week!
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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SOTU makin me drunkles
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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TMI Tuesday →
For the first time in forever. Make them durrrrty.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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jakke asked: If you could resurrect one or the other - the tiger, or the philosopher?
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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The Barack Obama 2011 State of the Union Drinking...
(via) NEEDED TO PLAY: 4 taxpayers of any sex: 1 rich white banker- type wearing dark suit with loosened tie. 2 ordinary folks wearing jeans; 1 in a blue or flannel work shirt, the other in a white shirt, sleeves rolled up. 1 poor bedraggled person wearing clothes that look like they were retrieved from the bottom of a rodeo dumpster behind the animal performer stalls. 1 living room with a...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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The Not-So-Retiring Barney Frank (You Gotta Love...
Andrew Goldman: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
AG: Why not?
BF: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
AG: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
BF: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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WatchWatch
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
Twitter | Rico "Face" Rivera →
Yes, I’m one of “those people” now.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Funny story...
Dad bought me a Blackberry PlayBook for Christmas. Lolzzzzzz.
Dec 29th
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NYE 2011: Washington, DC!
Just happened, and I can’t wait until next week!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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TMI TUESDAY Questions not usually asked: →
imperialwalker: 1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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let us compare
jasencomstock: Nancy Pelosi House of Representatives:  4,000 page bill redesigning health care debated for like 9 months before voting and written by four committees. John Boehner House of Representatives:  2,600 page Omnibus debated for like 4 hours before voting and written by the Speakers office.  after a CR also written by the Speaker’s office with about a day of debate. fun fun. This.
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Forgive me if I'm ceding ground on my liberal...
I literally screamed at the tv during GOP debate 69 of this Presidential nomination contest. I don’t even remember who set me off, but they were talking about Keystone XL and how President Obama was putting his re-election ahead of what was best for the country and that they, as POTUS, would approve the project immediately. My question: if you want to approve the pipeline for economic...
Dec 16th
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Santorum is condemning Iran for being a "radical...
theowlintheolivetree: sageoflogic: iamateenagefeminist: Is on the record as being against LGBT rights and abortion because of the bible.  This.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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