January 2010
#NewYearsResolutions 1. Prove Dad wrong. About everything.
#NewYearsResolutions 4. Cut up 2 out of 3 of my credit cards.
#NewYearsResolutions 3. Move into an apartment by December 1, 2010.
#NewYearsResolutions 5. Continue being stronger than the people who try to tear me down. You can’t beat me at my own game. Invincible.
#NewYearsResolutions 2. Work out at least 3x per week.
All of tonight’s Twitter updates will be done via text tonight in an effort to conserve battery life.
Tonight’s goal: keep up the “I’m so happy to be home and with my family” poker face. Doubtful.
Also, if I get ONE chain text message, I will go ape shit. #QuoteMeOnThat
RT @kyleK23: Ohhh I like this! “2010: Black out or get out!” :)
Get ready for me being a mess toinght. Either I’ll be wasted, oober upset about “my situation” or both. Regardless, 2k9 was baller.
Reason 2847 I need to get the fuck out if here: dad just took my debit card because I overdrew. If the bank is telling him shit, I’m sueing.
December 2009
“People think you’re gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big,...”
– Quinn Fabray - Showmance (via gleeandquotes) (via gleeky)
I will die of discomfort/amusement/OTP if this...
gleeky:
fanlingo:
Thank you Google Alerts for sending me this little snippet this morning! Looks like Matt Morrison gets his wish and Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” is actually happening in the episode dedicated entirely to her highness! According to Life Line Live “The next episode—when the show returns in April—will feature Madonna’s Like a Virgin. ‘I just got the script for that. It’s pretty...
My heartbroken song back when I thought I liked...
japprove:
jeremyjacks:
Fussin’ and fightin’, we back at it again I know that, it’s my fault, but you don’t understand (no) I got memories, this is crazy You ain’t nothing like the girl I used to know Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas I should try, truth is I wanna let u in, but no Damn these memories, and it’s crazy You ain’t nothing like the girl I used to know
[Bridge]...
RT @msleamichele: I can’t say enough how wonderful this year was. I hope 2010 will be filled with just as much exciting and joyful things.
Speaking of Pokémon Teams...
My Top 6 Pokémon:
Cloyster
Pidgeot
Pikachu
Kingler
Venusaur
Haunter
Plans for New Years Eve
Lipman Times Articles
Animal Crossing Duties
Jason Mraz & General Mopeing
Sober New Year with the Fam
HE Calls or Texts
I Cry
No Booze
Eat My Feelings
I fucking hate this shit.
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"30 Rock"
JENNA: Hey. Did you ask him?
LIZ: I was going to.
JENNA: Oh, Liz.
LIZ: But before I could, "The Hair" asked ME out.
JENNA: What? THE "The Hair"? What did you say?
LIZ: I had to say yes! I mean, he looked at me with those crazy, handsome guy eyes. It was like the Death Star tractor beam, when the Falcon -
JENNA: No, Liz, do not talk about stuff like that on your date. Guys like that do not like "Star Trek."
LIZ: Wars!
RT @nprnews: GMAC To Get $3.8 Billion In Taxpayer Help http://su.pr/2Sd3V7 | @ariannahuff an oligopoly at work. I’m disgusted.
I found an oober cutesicles pic of me and @kyleK23! http://twitpic.com/vxlm0
For the record, this is precisely why some of us...
travs:
wellthatsjustgreat:
We like that he appears to be taking the “underwear bomber” situation seriously but still remaining calm, cool, and yes, intellectual.
Some of us wanted intellectual. And other than “he’s not angry enough” I have yet to hear what exactly he’s supposed to be doing that he’s not. I know that there is a group of conservatives (not the majority, just some of the...
My friends probably don’t get texts every time I tweet. If they do they’re insane…why put yourself through that?!
RT @jholman23: @ericgrant I love Keith Olbermann :-)
Get me the fuck out of this house ASAP!! Neocons/ChristCrusaders are coming! HAAAAAAALP!
I was wondering if I would see live posts of the...
ptmborange:
resurrecthobbes:
k-troll:
resurrecthobbes:
ptmborange:
The one time I am relying on U.Miami to win for my College Bowl Pick ‘em and yeah… I jinxed them.
Perdoname Alec.
Game’s not over.
Don’t talk to me!
BRB crying.
It’s the quarterback, and the uniforms, and the lack of 2 Live Crew’s Luther Campbell on the sidelines.
Um…no. Reasons we lost:
Injuries, especially those...
Jammin’ solo in my room. Also, does anyone want to go to DC on Saturday? Fun fun fun!