Womptastic

June 2009

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Listen

inothernews:

“Dreaming With A Broken Heart” by John Mayer

I love this song!!!!!!!!! Twitchington forever!

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“I’m not gonna get drunk…I just ate a sandwich!” —Kourtney

Jun 30, 2009

“I think squirrels worship their own god…” —Alec

Jun 30, 2009

“I have never raped a quirrel…nor do I plan to.” —Alec

Jun 30, 2009

“I want to impregnate you with the Holy Spirit” —Alec

Jun 30, 2009

Jon & Kate Plus Booze → eonline.com

Hahaha she would! And by “she” I mean Kate AND Chelsea Handler.

Jun 29, 2009

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Pathetic, but I really resent being single right now. And it sucks that I sort of like someone.

Jun 28, 2009

I’m so happy! I’m on my lunch break at Starbucks and these two Iranian girls are talking about how proud they of the Iranian protesters!!

Jun 27, 2009

Play

Jun 27, 2009

hey, you know in gangster movies/shows,

unebisousamanda:

how italians own restaurants, the irish own pubs and the chinese own laundromats?

what do the russians do? xDD

They’re just bad asses. They can’t help themselves.

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