January 2011
Shower/nap/etc. while waiting for @JoGo11990 to get off work. Then it’s #NYE festivities!
December 2010
Part of me wonders what my life would be like if I...
24 ND-MIA 3 at the Half
I’m so disappointed. This isn’t the same team I’ve seen play with such passion before J-12’s injury. We’ve fired our head coach, we’ve started a quarterback competition, and we’ve taken down big-time teams over the past two years and it’s still not coming together. This program is broken, and we need a miracle tonight if we’re going to continue...
Finally. Something.
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Reblog if you want a bunch of "have you evers" and...
I'm going to cry.
This is humiliating. They don’t deserve this.
This game already has me in conniptions.
I’m going to break myself.
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Go 'Canes!
Smack those Catholics!
To Andy from the RH Series'
You’re gorgeous and I love you, but please stop dancing. I see you on the promos for your New Years Party and I want to gag. Staaaaaaaaaap!
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“You make plans and then God laughs.”
– Some bitch named Jill on RHNY? Idk I don’t watch this show.
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I nearly had a heart attack.
How can you keep doing this to me, Tumblr? Way to make the worst year ever even worse…
There are some people who I hold in such high...
I’m just sayin’.
Screw it. I’m texting now.
“So orange plus mango equals pineapple?” - @JoGo11990
Watching RENT.
Josh: I need to find a tranny who gives me money.
Me: Yeah. Those needy bitches.
I'm sorry I've neglected y'all of late, my...
I promise it won’t happen again (for a while). I’ve missed you!
Paradoxically, your long-term plans seem to be slipping away a… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1
RT @JoGo11990: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: I’m not conceited, I’m just better than you.
“Kentucky’s state-backed $150 million creationist theme park, The Ark Encounter,...”
– Kentucky Creationist Museum to Feature Dragons, Unicorns | The Atlantic Wire (via dendroica)
Well.
(via apsies
Dinosaurs *and* unicorns, people of tumblr. Suddenly this theme park looks pretty awesome, doesn’t it?
(via jakke)
Only if I’m really, really stoned.
jasencomstock asked: Ok, you get a question history boy.
it is August 1939 and you are Adolf Hitler. your wide-hipped foreign minister Von Ribbentrop (he married a widow and paid her cash to get the Von) just finished negotiating the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty to divide Poland and give the USSR free reign in the Baltic States. But last night you had a dream and you saw the results of your invasion of...
it is August 1939 and you are Adolf Hitler. your wide-hipped foreign minister Von Ribbentrop (he married a widow and paid her cash to get the Von) just finished negotiating the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty to divide Poland and give the USSR free reign in the Baltic States. But last night you had a dream and you saw the results of your invasion of...
RT @adrianne_marie: Millionaire Matchmaker #GuiltyPleasure
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jasencomstock asked: Ok, you get a question history boy.
it is August 1939 and you are Adolf Hitler. your wide-hipped foreign minister Von Ribbentrop (he married a widow and paid her cash to get the Von) just finished negotiating the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty to divide Poland and give the USSR free reign in the Baltic States. But last night you had a dream and you saw the results of your invasion of...
it is August 1939 and you are Adolf Hitler. your wide-hipped foreign minister Von Ribbentrop (he married a widow and paid her cash to get the Von) just finished negotiating the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty to divide Poland and give the USSR free reign in the Baltic States. But last night you had a dream and you saw the results of your invasion of...
Oh my God! I am Facebook friends with Craigery...
If I were forced to explain why I was still awake,...
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“Stick with me. We’ll be obese by 2012.”
– Me to jakke.
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I can't sleep so Christmas music at 4am sounds...
Also: potato chips. Always potato chips.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
And Happy Holidays to the rest of you!
Alright, fuckers. This is how it's supposed to...
If I don’t know what holiday you celebrate, I say “Happy Holidays!”
Other-fucking-wise I use the appropriate holiday greeting. Quick being dickbags because some people are Jewish or whatever. God. Fucking. Damn.
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Checklist
Abuela Mami-Safe
Abuela Gloria-MIA
Abuelo Alejo-MIA
Blanca-Safe
Joyce-MIA
Titi Mari-MIA
Everyone Else-I don’t have their numbers in my phone.
I’m sure the MIAs are just because the cell phone system is overloaded and the land lines suck. Yeah. That’s it.
It's just one thing after another.
Earthquake in Puerto Rico. Just talked to one of my grandmothers and she’s fine. Trying to get connected to the rest of the family. This is scary. Please pray for them to make sure they’re ok. Them and all the people on the island.