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jawncharles:

Watching straight guys publically flirt with girls is very similar.

Omg sexy Latin guy accidentally touched my leg when I sat down! Bus ride was worth the long wait! ;)

Leaving work to meet up with Christ at Neisha!

In the time it takes for the bus to get here, I could probably have already made it to Neisha. FML.

Work, then dinner with Christopher at Neisha in Tenleytown.

It’s not easy for you to contain yourself today, even if you k… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=1

RT @serenabeena: Watching a ridiculous reality show about being a superhero. Of course they think the Jew is the mole! Ugh. | Well duh!

Visitor again this weekend! DC can’t handle this…but we do it anyway.

somethingintellectual:

Denying you’re high

Confusion

Mean Girls quote used in a unfunny way

Not sleeping for 24 hours

Porn on your dashboard

When you lose a follower

Somebody tells you they’re a Twilight fan

Somebody asks you if you love Jesus

Not getting what you want

Grammatical errors

Maths

“I can’t go out this weekend”

To all the moments in between these reactions

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(via brootalrob:passthehatchet:edwardiard:yerawizardharry:)

RT @spottedatau: Spotted: everyone lookin a damn fool in they pjs at 1pm in tdr. Post meridian means put some real clothes on!! | Hell naw!

RT @RobArcher: Wondering when Pat Robertson is going to release statement blaming Chile’s earthquake on gays, liberals, feminists, Democ …

Should be doing lots of work today but, alas, who really cares? ;)

RT @TWCBreaking: IMPORTANT! If NOT in Hawaii, please DON’T look at evac maps from Pac. Tsunami Warning Ctr. Servers jammed. Leave for …