- Prag: That Magnolia tree got destroyed in the last snowstorm.
- Me: Well it was obviously not a steel magnolia....
Watching straight guys publically flirt with girls is very similar.
Omg sexy Latin guy accidentally touched my leg when I sat down! Bus ride was worth the long wait! ;)
Leaving work to meet up with Christ at Neisha!
In the time it takes for the bus to get here, I could probably have already made it to Neisha. FML.
Work, then dinner with Christopher at Neisha in Tenleytown.
It’s not easy for you to contain yourself today, even if you k… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=1
RT @serenabeena: Watching a ridiculous reality show about being a superhero. Of course they think the Jew is the mole! Ugh. | Well duh!
Visitor again this weekend! DC can’t handle this…but we do it anyway.
Denying you’re high
Mean Girls quote used in a unfunny way
Not sleeping for 24 hours
Porn on your dashboard
When you lose a follower
Somebody tells you they’re a Twilight fan
Somebody asks you if you love Jesus
Not getting what you want
“I can’t go out this weekend”
To all the moments in between these reactions
RT @spottedatau: Spotted: everyone lookin a damn fool in they pjs at 1pm in tdr. Post meridian means put some real clothes on!! | Hell naw!
RT @RobArcher: Wondering when Pat Robertson is going to release statement blaming Chile’s earthquake on gays, liberals, feminists, Democ …
Should be doing lots of work today but, alas, who really cares? ;)
RT @TWCBreaking: IMPORTANT! If NOT in Hawaii, please DON’T look at evac maps from Pac. Tsunami Warning Ctr. Servers jammed. Leave for …
- me: RUPERT!
- OOSP: Isnt that Babar?
- me: Oh...that's what I meant. Rupert's the bear.
- OOSP: **Hangs head in shame**