Vincent: HZave you been sending international texts??
Me: Oh wait.
Me: Maybe I did.
Me: I'll send $$.
Vincent: 17 of them!
Vincent: They're like .45 cents each or something lol.
Me: I'll take care of that shit.
Vincent: Yeah, get your shit together, sir.
Me: Sorry. I went on a date with a Brit. Fuck those idiots.
Vincent: And you went over your minutes by ONE minute.
Me: Well fuck.
Vincent: Next time, n****, get a calling card.
Did I really just play 'SKEET' on Words with...
Words with Friends
OOSP: I'm getting better at strategy by playing Chris.
Me: Well duh, it's like a trial-run!
Though, RE this bus: “Please continue to move at a glacial pace. You know how it THRILLS me.”
Girl behind me on the bus will NOT STOP COMPLAINING. GURL THIS IS A BUS, NOT A LIMO! GTFO!
Lalalala! PREGAMING IN T-30 MINUTES!
On how Biden is the most smug of them all
switchbladesusie: i wish we had smug-offs instead of elections because the dems would win every time
switchbladesusie: until joe ultimately dies :(
switchbladesusie: BUT he will have trained others in his fine art of smugging
switchbladesusie: liberals will rule america for years to come
switchbladesusie: the country becomes super progressive
switchbladesusie: soon the envy of the world
Philskium: obama has a pretty good :smug: I would say biden has trained him well
Happy brithday to meeee! I can’t believe I’ve survived for two decades :D
via @huffingtonpost: Webb-Allen 2.0 http://huff.to/9AEvLx | I love Gen. Wesley Clark!
Everything becomes a bit more complex today because you cannot… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1
A flawed American political model aids China →
I don’t mean to sound nostalgic for the Cold War, but we’ve got to stop conducting ourselves as if nobody is looking.
The party's over for RNC head Michael Steele →
What a difference $2,000 in a lesbian bondage strip club makes.
Whose Revolution is this? →
When Americans protest, whether it is today’s Tea Party members or Vietnam Veterans Against the War being arrested on Lexington Green in 1971, they often lay claim to the ordinary patriots of the…
In South Sudan, a crucial election may give birth... →
MALWAL KOI, SOUTH SUDAN
If Harry Reid gets re-elected, I move that he does...
Seriously. He really needs to go back to being as minimally visible as possible. He’s a liability, at this point.
Will a Tea Partier save Harry Reid's job? →
This past weekend, the Tea Party rallies moved from the steps of the U.S. Capitol to Searchlight, Nev., home of the man activists hold responsible for passage of Obamacare: Senate majority leader…
Federally-Backed Loans Should Be Federally...
I don’t think that’s much of a difficult concept to grasp. Side note: Sallie (Rob-my-bank) Mae and other student loan companies can still offer private loans that are not federally-backed. So this “government takeover” of the student loan industry business…yeah…not so much.
Someone’s indecisive behavior may increasingly bother you toda… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1
♥ The Bitch Of Living (Original Broadway Cast Recording/2006) by John Gallagher, Jr. #lastfm: http://bit.ly/4uVsp6
♥ Touch Me (Original Broadway Cast Recording/2006) by Brian Johnson #lastfm: http://bit.ly/dbPgKg
Everytime Biden smirks take a drink.
(via sarahmary) I’m considering making this a habit. Who’s with me?!
purple-yam: Look what I found. I hate to do this, but this is incontrovertible proof that sharks > cats!
There is love in heaven. I will be forgiven. Peace and joy be with them....– “I Believe”, Cast of Spring Awakening
In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town...– Fuck Yeah Pokememe: Gary Oak was the nice guy all along. (via bradofarrell) (via phonographh) (via rising)
♥ Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) by Enrique Iglesias #lastfm: http://bit.ly/hie8M
Google's lonely stand for human rights in China →
In 1992, Francis Fukuyama published a book with what may be the best title ever: “The End of History and the Last Man.” In it, he argued that the end of the Cold War represented the triumph of…
The Hutaree militia and the rising risk of... →
The arrests of members of a Michigan-based “Christian” militia group should convince doubters that there is good reason to worry about right-wing, anti-government extremism — and potential violence…
Decision time in Burma for democracy's advocates →
Burma’s military regime has forced our party, the National League for Democracy, to make a tough decision on whether we will continue to operate legally.
Energy Secretary Steven Chu on the nation's energy... →
During the 2008 campaign — before the global economic crisis — Barack Obama said the top three things he wanted to accomplish as president included withdrawing troops from Iraq, reforming health…
For my birthday, I would like to get 20 questions...
So effing /ask me already!
Anderson Cooper Investigates Allegations of... →
Not sure where I saw this originally, but if this was from you, please send me the link so I can like and reblog it with credit. I feel like an ass for not doing it if it was from a Tumblr.
Best tumblr ever? →
rising: Michael Bublé getting stalked by a velociraptor. Auto-: Follow Reblog Love
RT @MarioPadilla: RT @jasan23: For years the gay community pushed Sean Hayes & Ricky Martin to come out. They do & then many aren’t even …
Unofficially Official Birthday Plans
March 30, 10pm Enjoying evening drinks at my place until we pass out. Smoking encouraged. Ask me for the address. March 31, 7pm Mandu 1805 18th Street Northwest Washington, DC 20009 March 31, 10pm-ish Either More ruckus at my house or Out to the straight clurbs. (Yes, I know.)
If 'X' is worth 8 points on Words with Friends and...