I kind of hate the U.K. I’ve never had even the semblance of a good time there that I can recall. All I remember is Heathrow Terminal 5. Flights in. Flights out. Lost luggage. Delays. That whole island is a waste space that could be used for precious ocean water…or perhaps a colony of zombies.
“Everyone is your equal and everyone is equal to you.”—Senator (now Vice President) Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. during his 2008 address to the Democratic National Convention in Denver, CO in his formal acceptance of the Vice Presidential nomination.
Because he knows I’m fueled by a steady caffeine intake when studying.
Sometimes my parents are so awesome! I know eventually they’re going to end up disappointed in me, and so we’re going to end up in a situation of greatly reduced contact, but for now it’s great to be spending time with them and all.
“I’ve heard that the only way to continue our economic performance, and keep my job from disappearing, and keep my health care, and keep Quebec from separating, and keep aliens from eating my spleen is with a Conservative majority.”—
A friend went to a Conservative rally out of morbid curiosity. He didn’t find it entirely convincing. (via jakke)