RT @JoGo11990: Rain, rain, go away, I wanna get drunk at the Rat today.
I revel in how abrasive I can be.
It’s a gift, really.
Today is one of those days when you might not even realize tha… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1
Royal Wedding or Sleep?
Hmmmm…that’s like asking whether I prefer a whole bunch of out-of-touch old farts or REM. Actually…that whole sentence was a synonym.
Let's just be real here...
I kind of hate the U.K. I’ve never had even the semblance of a good time there that I can recall. All I remember is Heathrow Terminal 5. Flights in. Flights out. Lost luggage. Delays. That whole island is a waste space that could be used for precious ocean water…or perhaps a colony of zombies.
Is there some way to block anything and everything...
If so, does life have the same feature? You know, sort of like a channel blocker, but more like a…WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FUCK THAT ANOTHER TWO RICH PEOPLE ARE GETTING MARRIED WHEN: I CAN’T FUCKING GET MARRIED I DON’T LIVE IN THAT FUCKING COUNTRY THERE ARE STILL +40 MILLION UNINSURED AMERICANS AND MILLIONS MORE WHO ARE UNDERINSURED SYRIANS ARE DYING IN THE STREETS FOR RIGHTS WE...
Everyone is your equal and everyone is equal to you.– Senator (now Vice President) Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. during his 2008 address to the Democratic National Convention in Denver, CO in his formal acceptance of the Vice Presidential nomination.
Sally Kern: Minorities Earn Less Because They... →
G! O! P! G! O! P!
my father just brought me a can of Coke
jakke: Because he knows I’m fueled by a steady caffeine intake when studying. Sometimes my parents are so awesome! I know eventually they’re going to end up disappointed in me, and so we’re going to end up in a situation of greatly reduced contact, but for now it’s great to be spending time with them and all. Bolded for emphasis on the story of my life.
Your confusion level rises today, especially if you believed t… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1
RT @DalaiLama: Compassion and love are the source of all spiritual qualities: forgiveness, tolerance, all the virtues.
RH: You know what's really good?
RH: And buttermilk pancakes!
Working the #LatinBillboardAwards all week. Just saw Luis Fonsi. I may be dying.
A Non-Serious Guide to the 2012 Republican... →
Personal financial austerity, RH! PERSONAL FINANCIAL AUSTERITY!
You are ready to go out and have fun today, but you might be a… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1
Rooftop party at the UV tonight. Building 2 garage. Retweet to invite more people! Byob/food. Tailgate-style.
You are totally ready for whatever experiences the day may bri… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1
That’s funny because women are so inferior…– Gloria from Modern Family.
I can’t get over that 4/20 is a holiday that warrants a text message bidding tidings of joy to all. #ReeferChristmas #Weed4All
“She looked like fuckin’ Jigglypuff wrapped in a shroud.” -@merebox
I’ve heard that the only way to continue our economic performance, and keep my...– A friend went to a Conservative rally out of morbid curiosity. He didn’t find it entirely convincing. (via jakke) Canadians. They’re just like us!
Obama 2012: I'm in! →
I’m in, are you?!
You may attempt to take a shortcut today, hoping that no one w… More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1