Apparently I’m a twig :(
It’s FRIDAY! FRIDAY!
My dear friend JP’s facebook status! (via 2burgers2fries2dietcokes)
this is the truth.
Don’t tell the National Organization for Marriage or Focus on the Family.
You dropped some of your skank on the ground. I’d go pick it up if I were you before anyone important sees it.
When Republicans were more like modern Democrats and modern Democrats were more like Democrats?!