All right, since I never know whether to go with a tame question or a salacious one with you for TMI Tuesday, you're getting both.
1. Let's say that by 31 October 2012 it's clear that the Republican ticket is going to be winning the White House. (I dunno, some kind of scandal has happened.) Of the current primary candidates, whom would you be most okay with being the next President?
2. If you finish first, do you bother pretending to still be interested until the other guy finishes, or do you go clean yourself up and make a sandwich or something?
- Jon Huntsman is the only GOPer who I would feel comfortable with as POTUS. All fo the rest are incredibly misinformed on foreign policy issues. Besides, there’s really no other sane choice. Jon Huntsman is the only candidate who has experience anywhere close to someone who who has actually service in the Oval. And I’m talking about his experience as Ambassador to China because let’s be honest, Republicans and Democrats really aren’t all that different on economic policy…at least not when we’re talking about the Democrats nominated for President. Barack Obama, Jon Huntsman, Andrew Cuomo, Martin O’Malley, Mitt Romney…all the electable candidates are going to do the same shit when they’re in office (regarding the economy). I would never vote for the Republican running for office, but as long as they have a good record on LGBT rights (he does) and don’t have a foreign policy based on American exceptionalism and some unwavering commitment to Israel, even in the face of multiple accounts of war crimes committed by the state and their continued refusal to resolve the Palestinian question fairly and peacefully, then I at least think their presidency won’t be disastrous.
- For all of you out there who want to hear the sexiest thing about me: my goal when I’m hooking up is always to have them coming back for more. How do I do that? Make sure they get me when I’m at my peak. I can’t perform as well after finishing. Well, there is one exception. John and I once went almost all night, finishing like 5 times each…but that was an anomaly. In short, I don’t finish first when it can be avoided. If I do, then I think it’s only fair to pretend to care until they’re finished, too. Then I head for the kitchen and EAT!
