I hope Rick Santorum goes on EHarmony but no one looks at his profile.
Generally indifferent unless there’s like no way one should be sweating. One time I hooked up with this dood on my room and I kept it at around 60 degrees (I’m an asshole I know) and the sweat was everywhere! I almost told him he should see a doctor bc he should not have sweat like that. Gym is hot though.
Just opened a Grindr conversation with a really hot guy with “Hao.” WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!
STOP TELLING US THE SUPREME COURT HEARING ARE GOING BADLY YOU OVER-PAYED, LOW-QUALITY NEWS ANALYSTS!
I’m so proud to work for a company that sticks up for my rights. Say something bad about Starbucks and I’ll wreck your shit.
Call me Papi again and I’ll castrate you.
a cave troll.