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I hope Rick Santorum goes on EHarmony but no one looks at his profile.
March 2012
How do you feel about sweat during sex? Sexy, indifferent, or unappealing?
Generally indifferent unless there’s like no way one should be sweating. One time I hooked up with this dood on my room and I kept it at around 60 degrees (I’m an asshole I know) and the sweat was everywhere! I almost told him he should see a doctor bc he should not have sweat like that. Gym is hot though.
No one →
resurrecthobbes.tumblr.com
asks me things.
Do you have that one, mysterious follower who you've never interacted with but who makes you feel validated when he likes your posts and is just...
UNF?!
Seriously?!
Just opened a Grindr conversation with a really hot guy with “Hao.” WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!
Kindly
STOP TELLING US THE SUPREME COURT HEARING ARE GOING BADLY YOU OVER-PAYED, LOW-QUALITY NEWS ANALYSTS!
"To me the most striking detail was that NOM had budgeted $120,000 for a project to locate children of gay households willing to denounce their parents on camera." →
igfculturewatch.com
National Organization FOR Marriage. Love them marriages and families and things.
Signed the MoveOn petition thanking Starbucks.
I’m so proud to work for a company that sticks up for my rights. Say something bad about Starbucks and I’ll wreck your shit.
“Constitutions - No society can make a perpetual Constitution or even a perpetual law. The earth belongs always to the living generation. They may manage it then, and what proceeds from it, as they please during their usufruct. They are masters, too, of their own persons, and consequently may govern them as they please. But persons and property make the sum of the objects of government. The Constitution and laws of their predecessors extinguished them, in their natural course, with those whose will gave them being. This could preserve that being till it ceased to be itself, and no longer. Every Constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of nineteen years. If it be enforced longer it is an act of force and not of right.”
—Thomas Jefferson (via bringtheruckuss)
Yes. This.
namemefish
Call me Papi again and I’ll castrate you.
Let's get
fucked up!
“The Muppets don’t get laughs at other people’s expense. It’s part of what I really loved about the Muppets. They don’t even want to destroy their villains. They want to reform their villains.”
—Jason Segel, on what makes the Muppets special (via nprfreshair)
They have
a cave troll.