"Let your downhills carry you uphill."

It’s almost guaranteed that almost any male literary person under the age of 45 is going to be somewhat versed in soccer.

—Do you ever feel like you’re living in an entirely different universe?  (via airgordon)

Jeremy, as a member of the Thinking Class, what’s your favorite thing about soccer? Is it the game’s aesthetics, its Europhilic allure, or its fashionable otherness?

(via zombiecuddle)

(via zombiecuddle)


I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via failbag)

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*