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Misandrist Sex Tip #5

wherethefuckdidiputmycigarettes:

misandristsextips:

A good way to break the ice is to show him that you two have things in common. If a random dude grabs your ass and tells you that he just couldn’t help himself, rip his eyes from their sockets to show him that you lack self-control sometimes as well.

I can’t believe this is a tumblr I’m so happy. 

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