"Let your downhills carry you uphill."

Broadcast Journalism students make me laugh.

"Communications right now then going to transfer to UMD to major in broadcast journalism to become a news anchorman."

No. You want to eventually be a news anchorman. You’ll probably end up being someone’s servant for a few years so you can eventually be a correspondent on some shitty local station like Tulsa, Oklahoma or Lahore, Pakistan or Kiribati or something. Then, when you’re old and about to give up on everything, there’s a 0.082% chance you’ll be an anchorman on that shitty ass station because the old anchor died or committed a sex crime or something.

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