"Let your downhills carry you uphill."

How to Deadlift 405 


When I approach the bar, I visualize my total apathy toward Ayn Rand to clear my mind. When taking my hook grip, I envision physically crushing someone with taxes, to death. At the top of the bar, and I thrust my hips through a right to work law with a welfare Cadillac dangling from my penis to be plucked by a grateful recipient. Then on the descent it’s asteroids all over the surface of the Earth, particularly on all of you.

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